ten.

the first hour of my 23rd birthday has been EPIC!


first, my mom texts me at midnight to tell me happy birthday. so i tell her thank you for squeezing me out of your vagina and putting up with my shit for 23 years. she told me that dealing with my shit was a tough job and she was hoping i was shitted out and done giving her shit. i told her, i would never be shitted out. so, she told me i would always be full of shit. which, i had to remind her, that i had taken a shit with her on the phone earlier today. so, she called me a shit head. she told me goodnight and said,
"remember, i will love you forever."
and i told her, "i'll like you for always."
i love and miss my mom and i love how close we have gotten in the last year and a half.

then, i'm hungry, so i jump off the bed, and trip. you ever trip and just start randomly dancing, and then start singing some random dance song to go along with your jig? i do this, alll the time. so, i'm dancin and singin, and look over and Mikes awake, staring at me, asking me what the fuck i was doing. i just stared back, and walked away.

then i came back upstairs, with a bottle of tea. i seriously could not get the damn thing open. i tried for like, 10 minutes. so, i shoved Mike, and shook him, waking him up. he looked around like something had happened. but i just handed him the bottle of tea. he ended up dropping it on his face while trying to open it for me.

then, i'm just sitting in bed on Facebook and i hear Ryder start babbling. i have no idea why he is awake. so i figure if i leave him be, he will fall asleep. so, he's talking, talking, talking. then... complete silence. then i hear a giant toot, like, a fart that comes from his daddy's butt. and then, i hear him giggling, and laughing. apparently, that big ole toot tickles hims buttcheeks. hen i hear him clankin his keys back and forth on his crib, and growling, like a jailbird trying to get out. i don't think he knew mommy was awake, lmao. he fell back to sleep now, but that toot was seriously, hilarious.

now, i'm going to close my damn MAC, and read a few chapters in my book, what i wanted to do hours ago but was completely distracted. off to a good start, hopefully tomorrow is just as good.

fuck, i never looked for my camera charger, and have no idea where to start.
hmph.